Kiss me because I am hungover, needy and attention seeking.
Is the gig seated?
All that she wants is another rosé.
Sorry I was not listening. I was thinking about gin and tonics.
Fuck your fucking dry January, it's monsoon season here.
Oh please. Now is the perfect moment for Taylor mother fucking Swift. 3
Oh do pipe the fuck down. Of course it's fine for breakfast wine.
Sorry I was not listening I was thinking about what to look on my phone later.
Oh fuck no, I wasn't flirting, I was just being northern.
Oh fuck off with your let's get a date in the diary soon.
Sorry but I am staying in to eat Haribo, watch naff telly and masturbate.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making marvellous margaritas and having fun.
Babes, you are not a fucking interior designer.
No one cares about your safe, bland and rather beige kitchen renovation.
Oh fuck off with your let's definitely do drinks soon please.
Sometimes you just have to stick on some Taylor, have a big cry and pour
Please do not get in our way when we are dancing to Taylor mother fucking Swift.
Please do not get in our way when we are drunk dancing to Taylor mother..
It is ok. I brought my own Lao Gan Ma crispy chilli oil with me.
Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni.
