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d a n j a m i e s o n .

h a t e p l a t e m a k e r + a r t i s t .

Switching between 'c'est bon and 'c'est cool non?' will only get you so far but
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Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
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You are more fucking irritating than an airbnb without a corkscrew.
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Oh fantastique. You bought the utter dog shit wine.
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Je (ne) regrette (rien) beaucoup de things.
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Gentle reminder to tell everyone, absolutely every-fucking-one, you are on
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True bravery is building up the courage to proclaim 'l'addition s'il vous plaît?
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