Now that's what I call yet another beige, bland and bastardly boring interiors..
Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking..
We must confess we only came to drink your best wine and cause chaos.
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Pass le vin to pass le temps.
Le people of France will be so proud to hear my flawless l'addition si vous..
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making margaritas and having fun.
Don't you dare fucking touch the carefully curated playlist.
All that she wants is another rosé.
We will never ever forget your clumsy and avoidable red wine 'accident'.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making highballs and reminiscing about my two..
Sorry but no chance of fucking tonight as regrettably, I am full of beef..
Those M&S chocolate covered custard creams and a wank will have to do.
Thank you for coming. It would be nice if your brought more fucking wine next..
Please do not fucking stop the playlist to put on your self-proclaimed party..
We were all having a nice time until you came in and farted.
I am only here to steal your wine, flirt and gossip.
Oh do shut the fuck up you smug, sad, sensational bellend.
