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Please get out of our way when we are dancing to Talking Heads.
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Please do not stay too long. I feel a fart coming.
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No one cares that the snacks are fucking vegan.
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Fantastic. You drank all the nice wine.
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Please no fucking politics at the party.
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Don't you dare touch the Spotify playlist
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Please tell everyone to go. I need to eat frozen pizza alone in bed.
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Keep topping me up and I will tolerate your company.
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I have to confess. I am only here to drink your wine.
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Bring more wine. Now is the time to sing loudly to Pure Shores.
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I am far too pissed to care for your bullshit.
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Tonight was lovely. Of course I'll get over your avoidable red wine spill.
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Please shut up and pour the wine as we have heard this before.
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Please help yourself to drinks as we see you've arrived empty handed. Again.
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Please drink your own shitty drinks and leave on time.
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Please don't worry. It wasn't expensive. Just really fucking sentimental.
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Please do not text your dealer. This was meant to be a simple drinks do.
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I only came to shit stir and drink your nice wine.
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I only came here to drink your wine and eat your nice crisps.
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Hangover plate for hash browns + yesterday's chicken nuggets.
Price£85.00

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London based artist/illustrator.