Do not make me fucking beg for a top up.
Please do not make fucking boring small talk with me while our children..
Now that's what I call yet another beige, bland and bastardly boring interiors..
Please be more careful with your sticky cocktail spill fingers near my mohair..
Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking..
Thanks. The only thing you brought to the evening was your fucking giant..
It is ok. I brought my own Lao Gan Ma crispy chilli oil with me.
We must confess we only came to drink your best wine and cause chaos.
I am far too sober for your dramatic bullshit.
We bought this as a conversation starter as we have little to no personality.
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my..
Oui, I agree, beaucoup de vin is beaucoup de fun.
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Everyone is desperate to see your shit holiday highlights that you agonised over
Pass le vin to pass le temps.
