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oooohhh it's David Byrne!

David Byrne singing This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody).
Price£265.00
sexy all gold edition!

Please do not text your dealer. This was meant to be a simple drinks do.
Price£125.00
I only stayed as I heard your mum was ordering pizza hut and there were pop..
Price£105.00
Bra-fucking-vo on successfully testing my patience to its limit.
Price£115.00
I must confess I hearted the video you sent without actually watching it.
Price£115.00
Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
Price£105.00
With a little bit of luck we can make it through the savage come down.
Price£115.00
No worries it is fine, I brought my own wine, in a cool bag and my own glass.
Price£115.00
I'll bring a fucking book with me next time rather than hear your same sodding..
Price£105.00
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am drinking palomas and having fun.
Price£115.00
The more I see you the more I realise I like you less than the previous time.
Price£105.00
Sorry but please do not expect me to commit to any Sunday plans.
Price£115.00
'Unapologetically Sexy' cap in blue.
Price£26.00
Sometimes you just have to stick on some Taylor, have a big cry and pour..
Price£115.00
Don't you dare interrupt me when I am drinking a nice crisp white and swaying..
Price£105.00

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