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Prosecco did not make you do it. Your fucking irritating personality traits did.
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Please politely tell the guests to piss off home.
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Careful. We are still seething from your last whoops-a-saidy with our best..
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Please stop over complicating the plan.
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Please refrain from after dinner living room dance floor farting.
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Oh fantastic. You bought the shit wine.
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Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not all-fucking-nighter.
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Please stop talking us through your paint samples for the living room.
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Oh do shut the fuck up about your new extension.
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Please do not make me cranky by denying me my afternoon wanky.
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Don't you dare fucking interrupt the playlist to put on your self-proclaimed..
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I fucking dread your boring company.
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Oh for fuck's sake. Enough talking, let's go dancing. Now.
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I am dreadfully sorry but I only find you funny when I'm fucked.
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Don't you dare fucking touch the party playlist.
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Don't you dare invite me to anything later than 4pm on a Sunday.
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We will never, ever forget your avoidable red wine spill.
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If you do have to stay the night, please save your monstrous hungover poo..
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London based artist/illustrator.

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