It's my party and I'll bore you to fucking death with our bathroom reno..
Live, laugh, lick me out.
I'd rather be drinking home made cocktails and dancing to nineties bangers.
It's my party and I'll fart if I want to.
I am sorry but we will have to ask you to leave at once, as your mismatched..
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Je (ne) regrette (rien) beaucoup de things.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
I'm not sure if I told you already but I used to habite à Paris.
Which clever cunt drank all the delicious crémant?
True bravery is building up the courage to proclaim 'l'addition si vous plaît?'
Oui, I agree, beaucoup de vin is beaucoup de fun.
I am sorry but your enthusiasm is more irritating than an American in Paris..
Switching between 'c'est bon and 'c'est cool non?' will get you only so far..
