Preorder of All that she wants is another rosé.
Oh do shut the fuck up you smug, sad, sensational bellend.
Kiss me because I am hungover, needy and attention seeking.
Please do not take my polite compliment as a sign to start a bland and poorly..
Is the gig seated?
All that she wants is another rosé.
Sorry I was not listening. I was thinking about gin and tonics.
Fuck your fucking dry January, it's monsoon season here.
Spoiler alert: Your new kitchen will not get the amount of likes you hoped for.
Oh do shut the fuck up about your new year, new me bullshit.
Sorry I can't come for I have realised I can get out of plans by simply saying..
Oh please. Now is the perfect moment for Taylor mother fucking Swift. 3
Preorder of Oh fuck no, I wasn't flirting, I was just being northern.
Oh do pipe the fuck down. Of course it's fine for breakfast wine.
Sorry I was not listening I was thinking about what to look on my phone later.
