Oh do shut the fuck up about your bastardly boring back in my day bollocks.
The older I get the more I realise that some people are just complete cunts.
Don't fucking stop me when I am three drinks in and feeling fucking fabulous.
We are all so very fucking delighted you found another chilled bottle of rosé.
Soz 'Bro' I'm here to have fuck loads of fun, not hear about your investment..
Switching between 'c'est bon and 'c'est cool non?' will only get you so far but
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
You are more fucking irritating than an airbnb without a corkscrew.
True bravery is building up the courage to proclaim 'l'addition s'il vous plaît?
Je (ne) regrette (rien) beaucoup de things.
Gentle reminder to tell everyone, absolutely every-fucking-one, you are on
Oh fantastique. You bought the utter dog shit wine.
It's my party and I'll bore you to fucking death with our bathroom reno..
Live, laugh, lick me out.
I'd rather be drinking home made cocktails and dancing to nineties bangers.
