Switching between 'c'est bon and 'c'est cool non?' will only get you so far but
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
You are more fucking irritating than an airbnb without a corkscrew.
True bravery is building up the courage to proclaim 'l'addition s'il vous plaît?
Je (ne) regrette (rien) beaucoup de things.
Gentle reminder to tell everyone, absolutely every-fucking-one, you are on
Oh fantastique. You bought the utter dog shit wine.
It's my party and I'll bore you to fucking death with our bathroom reno..
Live, laugh, lick me out.
I'd rather be drinking home made cocktails and dancing to nineties bangers.
It's my party and I'll fart if I want to.
I am sorry but we will have to ask you to leave at once, as your mismatched..
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
