Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
All that she wants is another rosé.
Don't you dare invite me to anything after 4pm on a Sunday.
Live in the moment but make sure you share a shit video if it.
Insufferable vaping bellend.
Oh fantastic. You bought the utter dogshit wine.
When I ask you if you need anything, please just say no thanks.
Fuck this shite. I just want to dance.
Be useful. Fetch more wine.
Please take the very obvious hints as it is very fucking well past home time.
Please do not dare to even think about skipping This Must Be The Place as it..
I'd rather be at home watching Peep Show reruns with you.
Live, laugh, lick me out.
Please do not get in our way when we are recklessly day drinking.
Leave me be for I am drinking wine and dancing to LCD Soundsystem.
