Oh do shut the fuck up about how you found yourfuckingself in europe.
Oh christ. Please get some new anecdotes.
Now is not the time to kill the mood with your nostalgic indie wank.
New home same sorry, sad, drab interior.
Let me see that (thong) new bathroom renovation reveal.
New home same shit smell.
Just to let you know i am almost there with my comeback to your savage put..
I am sorry that I do not share your enthusiasm for your new dull as fuck..
I am sorry I don't think you're ready for this jelly, I did fear we were too..
I am sorry I cannot come as I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of a promising..
I am sorry but I can only stand your fucking company once a year.
I am far too sober for your dramatic bullshit.
Hate plate to ask you politely to stop being a dickhead.
(French) highly embarrassing and awkward cringe filled exit.
It's my party and I'll (cry) watch the entire lord of the rings trilogy if I..
