Is the gig seated?
I fucking dread getting trapped talking to you.
We still do not know what you do for a job.
Hoi sin duck wrap, salt & vinegar McCoys and a San Pellegrino.
We are thrilled you bought, then brought cheap corner shop wine.
No one fucking asked to hear your great news.
Oui, I agree, beaucoup de vin is beaucoup de fun.
Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni.
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
When I play Prefrab Sprout's The King Of Rock and Roll, either join me or..
Fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Oh Christ. Must we wait a sodding second longer for a top up.
Who drank all the fucking fancy wine?
It is ok. I brought my own Lao Gan Ma crispy chilli oil with me.
Reach for the second bottle of wine (and pop a third in the fridge just in case)
