Enough pointless talking. LCD Soundsystem's 'Dance Yrself Clean' is playing..
Don't mind if I dildo.
Don't fucking try and talk to me before my morning Cameron Winter fix.
Dance like no one is watching except you're filming it so you can show..
Congratufuckinglations. You are the least interesting person in the group chat.
Can we please have our favourite salad bowl back?
Babes, it's not a hidden gem, it's Brooklyn.
We liked you better before you began vaping like some twatty teenager.
Thank you for coming. Where is my birthday gift?
Thank you for coming. I'll send you a link for replacement glasses.
Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen..
Please tell the guests, I am bored of shitty small talk.
Please tell the guests to go. I feel a fart coming.
Please no fucking politics at the pool party.
Please do not worry it was not sentimental just rather expensive.
