We are so pleased you have finally mastered the pronunciation of 'croissant'.
Thank you for the super cool plume of sickly sweet vape smell you insufferable..
Thank you for coming. Where is my hosting gift?
Sorry, they're menthol.
Shall we send the child to bed early so we may drink the wine uninterrupted?
Sorry, I need to wait at least four hours to reply to make it appear I am..
Please tell the guests to kindly fuck off.
Please stop saying I can't believe you haven't seen it when I say no I haven't..
Please spare us the details of your boring relationship.
Please remind the guests to leave at the designated time.
Please so not text your nutritionist. This was meant to be an all you can eat..
Please do not make boring small talk with me while our children briefly play.
Please do not disturb us when we are dancing to Talking Heads.
Please do not kill the mood with your tremendously shitty taste in music.
Please do not bring your boring work problems to the party.
