Oh Christ. Please do not suggest to stay over.
Wishing for the day that the in-flight movies have not only three men and a..
How long do I have to pretend to be enjoying myself?
Thank you but I have already decided I am not coming.
Super satisfying to cancel on you while taking my morning poo.
You are as predictable as finding a naff collection of shells on display in a..
Sorry, but the urge to dance to this banger is greater than trying to comfort..
I am ever so sorry but I already decided you are a massive bellend.
Oh Christ. Just pour the wine already.
When I get too emotionally sentimental and play Beauty And The Beast, sang..
Thank you for the invite. I am planning my excuse already.
I am sorry but I can only stand your company once a year.
Shall we send the child to bed early so we may drink the wine uninterrupted?
Just trust me that everyone is wine drunk ready to hear that 'Don't Call Me..
Sorry, but you will just have to drink your wine faster to not miss out on a..
