Thank you for showing us every second of your holiday, even your trips to the..
Sometimes I order half pints and pretend I am continental.
Oui, I agree, beaucoup de vin is beaucoup de fun.
Remember to show absolutely everyone how much fun you are having on holiday.
You are as predictable as a Fleetwood Mac song on a wedding..
We are so pleased you have finally mastered the pronunciation of croissant.
We came, we saw, we were disappointed so came home to watch a Disney movie in..
Just duet.
You will not find comfort in the limp, weak and disheartening crunch of a rice..
I'll come to the toilet with you so I don't get stuck with the boring one.
I am secretly pleased as I was desperately hoping you would message to cancel.
I only came to drink the fine wine, generally shit stir and delight in the..
Reach for the second bottle of wine. (and pop a third in the fridge just in case
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
You must understand the friendship abruptly ends if you willingly play Mr..
