Sorry but the realllly fucking great bit in 'Dance Yrself Clean' is about to..
Now that's what I call yet another beige, bland and bastardly boring interiors..
Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking..
We must confess we only came to drink your best wine and cause chaos.
All that she wants is another (baby) rosé.
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Pass le vin to pass le temps.
Le people of France will be so proud to hear my flawless l'addition si vous..
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
Don't you dare fucking touch the carefully curated playlist.
All that she wants is another rosé.
We will never ever forget your clumsy and avoidable red wine 'accident'.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making highballs and reminiscing about my two..
Sorry but no chance of fucking tonight as regrettably, I am full of beef..
Those M&S chocolate covered custard creams and a wank will have to do.
