Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making marvellous margaritas and having fun.
Oh fuck off with your let's get a date in the diary soon.
Babes, you are not a fucking interior designer.
No one cares about your safe, bland and rather beige kitchen renovation.
Oh fuck off with your let's definitely do drinks soon please.
Sometimes you just have to stick on some Taylor, have a big cry and pour
Please do not get in our way when we are dancing to Taylor mother fucking Swift.
Please do not get in our way when we are drunk dancing to Taylor mother..
It is ok. I brought my own Lao Gan Ma crispy chilli oil with me.
Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni.
Don't you dare invite me to anything after 4pm on a Sunday.
Sorry, but nobody missed you at the get together.
Now is probably not the best time to 'up the tempo' with Mr Vegas on shuffle.
Pour the fucking wine already.
