Fuck your fucking Tattinger. I am quaffing Lidl champagne and snuffling..
No one gives a shit that the sodding hummus is homemade.
Please stop adding shit nostalgic songs from your youth to the carefully..
No one cares where the silly, sodding napkins are from.
Now is probably not the best time to whatsapp your dealer.
I'd much rather be at home watching stunning Jean-Claude Van Damme films..
I am way too hungover to process your boring bullshit.
This hate plate was intended to be hung in the mother fucking Musée du Louvre.
Fuck your fucking Bollinger we are sinking Aldi champagne and demolishing..
Now might not be the most appropriate time to dab 'just a bit of MD'.
Please do not dress sexier than me at the drinks do.
Please tell the guests to go as I am getting dangerously bored.
Don't get in our way when we are getting our fucking drunken yeehaw on to..
Don't you dare fucking interrupt us when are drinking and dancing to Mac Demarco
When I play Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies it is probably time for..
Please do not expect us to commit to the truly fucking awful sounding plans we..
Sorry but now is definitely not the time to interrupt the carefully curated..
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and drinking gin and tonics.
Please do not get in our way when we are drunk dancing and singing along word..
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am drinking palomas and having fun.
