Please do not interrupt the playlist with yet another Fleetwood fucking Mac song
Please do not take me seriously when we are having an awkward polite..
Please excuse as we really fucking need to dance to This Must Be The Place..
Please no fucking pointless small talk at the party I didn't want to go to.
Please do not get shitfaced and demand to hear darude's Sandstrom on repeat.
Don't you dare invite me to anything on a Sunday afternoon as this is my..
Please excuse us as we really, really need to go dance to This Must Be The Place
Please do not bring that irritating freind of yours.
Don't your dare interrupt us when we are singling super loudly and perfectly..
Please do not throw up on the rug. It is vintage.
Please do not order coke to the afternoon drinks do.
Another awkward conversation and awkwarder silence.
Don't you dare causally un-alphabetize my neatly alphabetized record...
Leave us be for we are drinking wine and dancing to Robyn.
Enough pointless talking. LCD Soundsystem's All My Friends is playing and we..
Please do not interrupt the well thought out playlist with your shit song choice
Please stop talking as we must go drunk sexy dance to any Nelly Furtado song..
Please do not fucking stop the playlist to put on your self-proclaimed party..
Don't you dare interrupt us when we are drunk dancing to Craig David all over..
Be useful. Fetch more wine.
