We won't forget your red wine spill.
We only stayed as we heard you ordered coke.
There are plastic cups for your bastard butter fingers.
Thank you for interrupting my great story with your shit story.
Stop talking so we can dance with reckless abandon to Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
Sorry but I left your present at home.
Sorry but I can only fake laugh for so long.
Sorry but I am not drunk enough to stand your company.
Please tell the guests to leave at a sensible hour.
Please take the hint and do not stay over.
Please stop talking and pur the nice wine quickly.
Please stop sending boring photos to the group chat.
Please spare us the details of your boring relationship.
Please no more fucking prosecco.
Please leave us be for we are drinking wine and dancing to Hank Williams.
