Please keep out of my way when I am doing my erotic dancing.
Please get some new anecdotes.
Please excuse me as I would like to talk to someone interesting.
Do not talk to me while I am licking delicious doritos dust from my fingers.
Please do not overstay your welcome.
Please do not drink all of the alcohol and be the last to leave.
Please do not bring your boring work problems to the party.
Please do not act like a wanker at the afternoon drinks do.
Oh fuck your seating plan.
Now is not an appropriate time to whatsapp your dealer.
Not another disappointing drinks do.
Let's get chicken nuggets and get the fuck out of here.
Leave me be for I am drinking wine and dancing to Sade.
It is ok. I brought my own wine.
I only came to show off my badass dance moves.
