Quaff that wine as now is the time to dance badly to 90s hip hop.
Oh Christ. Please get some new anecdotes.
If I get too drunk and put on 'Rhythm Of Life', the song at the end of Uncle..
Pour the fucking wine already.
Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking..
We must confess we only came to drink your best wine and cause chaos.
Who drank all the fucking fancy wine?
'Melancholy Kid' cap
'Unapologetically Sexy' cap
We are sorry but you were a huge, fucking bore at the party.
When I said sorry I am busy I meant I did not want to come.
Please stop saying ground control to major pong every time you fart.
Please stop sending boring photos to the group chat.
Thank you for interrupting my really fucking great story with your really shit..
Please do not get shitfaced and demand to heard Darude's Sandstorm on repeat.
