Please stop bringing your shit wine and drinking all the nice wine at the..
Hate plate for a downstairs toilet where you send your least favourite guests.
We still do not know what you do for a job. (gold).
Now is not necessarily the time to do mdma and the Macarena.
No one gives a shit about your knowledge of natural wine.
Please excuse us as we really, really need to go dance to This Must Be The..
Leave me be for I am drinking wine and dancing to Robyn.
Don't you dare fucking interrupt me when I am in a filthy mood and listening..
Now is not the time to interrupt the playlist with some nostalgic indie wank.
Please do not get in our way when we are drunk dancing to Taylor mother..
Please do not ask to stay the night.
When I said sorry I am busy I meant I did not want to come.
Now is probably not the best time to interrupt the silence with I Say Boom..
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making negronis and having fun.
Please do not interrupt my selfish and disgusting hangover plans.
