When I ask you how work is going, I really do not fucking care.
I bet you look good on the Greggs shop floor queuing patinetly for the last..
The children laughed as the adults had drunk enough of mummy's rosé to dance..
Kiss me because I am hungover, needy and attention seeking.
We were all having a nice time until you came in and farted.
Reach for the second bottle of wine (and pop a third in the fridge just in case)
Thanks for introducing me to that band I introduced you to four years ago.
The people on the bus go excuse me can you stop vaping it smells like fucking..
The boy is far too flatulent.
Please shut up and pour the wine as we have heard this before.
Tom Cruise is short. Live it.
Please do not expect me to commit to any Sunday plans.
I am ever so sorry but I already decided you are a massive bellend.
I only came to drink the fine wine, generally shit stir and delight in the..
Sorry but your enthusiasm is too much. It is more irritating than an American..
