Sorry I was not listening I was thinking about what to look on my phone later.
Oh fuck no, I wasn't flirting, I was just being northern.
Oh fuck off with your let's get a date in the diary soon.
Sorry but I am staying in to eat Haribo, watch naff telly and masturbate.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making marvellous margaritas and having fun.
Babes, you are not a fucking interior designer.
No one cares about your safe, bland and rather beige kitchen renovation.
Oh fuck off with your let's definitely do drinks soon please.
Sometimes you just have to stick on some Taylor, have a big cry and pour
Please do not get in our way when we are dancing to Taylor mother fucking Swift.
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
Sometimes you just have to stick on some Taylor, have a big cry and pour..
Please do not get in our way when we are drunk dancing to Taylor mother..
It is ok. I brought my own Lao Gan Ma crispy chilli oil with me.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
