I'd rather be drinking home made cocktails and dancing to Talking Heads.
You must photograph the cocktail so you can tell everyone you have a cocktail.
Oh Christ. Stop your garbled gibberish and pour the succulent wine.
We only stayed as we heard there would be a variety of cute canapés.
Please stop saying 'Oi oi me see no vino' as soon as your glass is empty.
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Live, laugh, lick me out, lasagne.
I'll just stand right here thank you. Mingling makes me queasy.
Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
I understand what you are saying but I also understand you are a total prick.
Thank you for the advice that I will nod along to and internally scream at.
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
