Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
Is the gig seated?
I fucking dread getting trapped talking to you.
We still do not know what you do for a job.
Hoi sin duck wrap, salt & vinegar McCoys and a San Pellegrino.
We are thrilled you bought, then brought cheap corner shop wine.
No one fucking asked to hear your great news.
Oui, I agree, beaucoup de vin is beaucoup de fun.
Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni.
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
When I play Prefrab Sprout's The King Of Rock and Roll, either join me or..
Fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Oh Christ. Must we wait a sodding second longer for a top up.
Who drank all the fucking fancy wine?
It is ok. I brought my own Lao Gan Ma crispy chilli oil with me.
Reach for the second bottle of wine (and pop a third in the fridge just in case)
I'm not sure if I told you already but I used to habite à Paris.
Everyone dreads your contribution to the group chat.
Fantastic. You drank all the nice wine and left us with bastard blossom hill.
We all know you are using your baby as a substitute for your boring personality.
