I'm sure I told you already, I used to live in New York. 50 x 50
It's my party and I'll bore you to fucking death with our bathroom reno..
Live, laugh, lick me out.
I'd rather be drinking home made cocktails and dancing to nineties bangers.
It's my party and I'll fart if I want to.
I am sorry but we will have to ask you to leave at once, as your mismatched..
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
Je (ne) regrette (rien) beaucoup de things.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
True bravery is building up the courage to proclaim 'l'addition si vous plaît?'
I am sorry but your enthusiasm is more irritating than an American in Paris..
Switching between 'c'est bon and 'c'est cool non?' will get you only so far..
I'm not sure if I told you already, but I used to live in East London. (1)
I'm not sure if I told you already but I used to live in London. (1)
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Don't you dare invite me to anything after 4pm on a Sunday.
Live in the moment but make sure you share a shit video if it.
Insufferable vaping bellend.
Oh fantastic. You bought the utter dogshit wine.
When I ask you if you need anything, please just say no thanks.
