Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
I understand what you are saying but I also understand you are a total prick.
Thank you for the advice that I will nod along to and internally scream at.
Fuck you fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
When I get too emotionally sentimental and play Beauty And The Beast, sang..
I'm not sure if I told you already, but I used to live in London.
Art is for everyone except you, you narrow-minded twat.
Please tell the guests to go. I am weary of shitty small talk.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
I'm not sure my 'I don't want cock-a-leekie, I don't like cock-a-leekie, I..
I'd rather be eating scampi fries (multipack) in bed.
Who drank all the ruddy fucking crémant?
Please do not waste your time explaining the benefits of alcohol free wine.
Sorry those napkins are for a different claibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
I don't care even if it was an accident. There will be no fucking Ed Sheeran..
Kiss me because I am hungover, needy and attention seeking.
I liked brutalism before you liked brutalism.
Fantastic. You bought the utter dogshite wine.
Nobody knows it but I'm wearing the cutest thong.
Sorry but the realllly fucking great bit in 'Dance Yrself Clean' is about to..
