Please do no kill the mood with your shitty taste in music.
Leave us be for we are drinking wine and dancing to Talking Heads.
I am looking forward to leaving the party.
Please do not touch my carefully considered collection of hangover snacks.
Please get out of our way when we are dancing to Talking Heads.
No one cares that the snacks are fucking vegan.
Fantastic. You drank all the nice wine.
I only stayed as I heard you ordered pizza.
No one cares about what part of wherever the wine came from.
Please no fucking politics at the party.
Please do not use the new glasses.
Please do not invite your ex to my drinks do.
I m only here to shit stir and eat your nachos.
Don't you dare touch the Spotify playlist
Please shush. Creep by TLC is playing and it is my time to dance.
Please tell everyone to go. I need to eat frozen pizza alone in bed.
Keep topping me up and I will tolerate your company.
I have to confess. I am only here to drink your wine.
Bring more wine. Now is the time to sing loudly to Pure Shores.
I am far too pissed to care for your bullshit.
