Not another disappointing drinks do.
Let's get chicken nuggets and get the fuck out of here.
Leave me be for I am drinking wine and dancing to Sade.
It is ok. I brought my own wine.
I only came to show off my badass dance moves.
I am sorry that I do not share your enthusiasm for your new dog.
I am only here to dance suggestively and flirt with your boyfriend.
I am only here to dance suggestively and flirt with your girlfriend.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making margaritas.
Enough. Let's down these wines and dance flawlessly to 90's r n b.
Don't you dare interrupt me when I am drunk dancing to Chris Rea.
Do not bore me with your relationship drama. I need another wine.
A scotch egg and a wank will have to do.
Please don't go to the trouble of showing us your dance routine.
Let's go home, watch shit tv and eat biscuits in bed.
Nobody cares about your evening's beer selection.
Please do not unnecessarily interrupt my really good time.
I'd rather be at home watching Liam Neeson action movies with you.
Please take the hint and order an Uber.
I am only here to steal your wine, flirt and gossip.
