Sorry but I left your present at home.
Sorry but I can only fake laugh for so long.
Sorry but I am not drunk enough to stand your company.
Please tell the guests to leave at a sensible hour.
Please take the hint and do not stay over.
Please stop talking and pur the nice wine quickly.
Please stop sending boring photos to the group chat.
Please spare us the details of your boring relationship.
Please no more fucking prosecco.
Please leave us be for we are drinking wine and dancing to Hank Williams.
Please keep out of my way when I am doing my erotic dancing.
Please get some new anecdotes.
Please excuse me as I would like to talk to someone interesting.
Do not talk to me while I am licking delicious doritos dust from my fingers.
Please do not overstay your welcome.
Please do not drink all of the alcohol and be the last to leave.
Please do not bring your boring work problems to the party.
Please do not act like a wanker at the afternoon drinks do.
Oh fuck your seating plan.
Now is not an appropriate time to whatsapp your dealer.
