I only stayed as I heard you got more wine.
I only came to drink your delicious wine and dance.
I am only here to pet your dog and pass judgment on your new flat.
Fuck your kettle chips. I've got nik naks.
Fuck your Bollinger. I've got Lidl champagne and Hula Hoops.
Fuck this shit. I just want to dance.
Drunk dancing is so much better with you.
Don't you dare skip this must be the place naive melody.
Do not get in our way when are drinking and dancing to the Cruel Intentions...
Another shitty night with your shitty friends.
Please do not interrupt me when I am singing to Dolly Parton.
You have lousy taste in interior design.
When is it socially acceptable to leave?
When I ask you about your week I am not listening.
When do you think it is ok to leave?
We won't forget your red wine spill.
We only stayed as we heard you ordered coke.
There are plastic cups for your bastard butter fingers.
Thank you for interrupting my great story with your shit story.
Stop talking so we can dance with reckless abandon to Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
