Don't you dare interrupt us when we are singing to Dolly Parton.
Help yourself to glasses but not the fancy glasses.
I am sorry but I am finding it hard to get excited about your new sofa.
I only came to shit stir and drink your nice wine.
I have to confess I am only here to drink your wine.
I regret the sixth espresso martini.
Just trust me that it is the perfect moment to play Sex Bomb by Mister Tom..
Please be more careful with your cab sav around my new Nikes.
Please do not do coke off the artwork.
Please tell the guests to go. I feel a fart coming.
Please tell the guests to kindly fuck off.
This plate is to quietly tell you to fuck off.
When I play Phil Collins it is time for everyone to leave.
We will never ever forget your clumsy and avoidable red wine 'accident'.
Please get out of our way when are drinking and dancing to Talking Heads.
Please do not fucking touch the carefully curated playlist.
Don't you dare interrupt me when I am drunk dancing to Shania fucking Twain.
Fuck your kettle chips. I've got discos multipack from Poundland.
When I play my obscure Japanese jazz funk fusion records from my Kyoto trip it..
Please stop fucking tell me I need to watch it.
