Don't you dare fucking touch the carefully curated playlist.
Don't you dare fucking skip Taylor fucking Swift.
I'd rather be at home watching Peep Show reruns with you.
Live, laugh, lick me out.
Please do not get in our way when we are recklessly day drinking.
Leave me be for I am drinking wine and dancing to LCD Soundsystem.
A packet of percy pigs and a wank will have to do.
We were all having a nice time until you came in and farted.
I'll come to the toilet with you so I don't get stuck with the boring one.
Oh stop. You are not an interior designer.
Wind the host up.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
Is the gig seated?
I fucking dread getting trapped talking to you.
We still do not know what you do for a job.
