Live, laugh, lick me out, lasagne.
I'll just stand right here thank you. Mingling makes me queasy.
Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
I understand what you are saying but I also understand you are a total prick.
Is the gig seated?
Thank you for the advice that I will nod along to and internally scream at.
Fuck you fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Don't you dare interrupt me when I am in a fucking filthy mood and listening..
When I get too emotionally sentimental and play Beauty And The Beast, sang..
I'm not sure if I told you already, but I used to live in London.
Art is for everyone except you, you narrow-minded twat.
Please tell the guests to go. I am weary of shitty small talk.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
I'm not sure my 'I don't want cock-a-leekie, I don't like cock-a-leekie, I..
Fuck this shite. I just want to dance.
