Shall we have some hot. passionate, steamy (sex) snacks.
Please, I am trying my best to enjoy the well reviewed subtitled movie.
Please do not sour the mood with your tedious work problems.
Please do not sour the mood with your attention seeking insecurities.
Paint it black millenial grey and stick some sodding plants in there.
Oh that's great you're trying hackney but we know you predrink to ed sheeran..
Now might not be the best time to message your therapist.
I huffed and I puffed and I smoked your last ciggy I am sorry.
Christ, this was meant to be a casual coffee catch up, not eight espresso..
When I said sorry I am busy I meant I did not want to come.
We only stayed as we heard there would be a variety of cute canapés.
Oh fuck your fucking small plates and impossibly long waits.
Oh fantastic. You bought the utter dogshite wine.
I can only pretend to enjoy your endless good news for so long.
I am far too pissed to care for your bullshit.
