Please do not text your dealer. This was meant to be a simple drinks do.
Pass the wine to pass the time.
Oh please now is the perfect moment for Taylor mother fucking Swift.
Oh please do not fart on the sofa. It is vintage.
Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was just being Californian.
Let me see that (thong) new bathroom renovation reveal.
Leave me be for I am drinking wine and dancing to LCD Soundsystem.
Babes, you are not a fucking producer.
Babes, you are not a fucking screenwriter.
It was noted that you suggested to split the bill even though you drank two..
Babes, it's not a hidden gem, it's Silver Lake.
I'm sure you must know this already, but yes, I live in LA.
I'm sure you can already tell, but yes, i used to live in LA.
I'm sure it's probably obvious, but yes, I live in LA.
I only came to sink your wine, shit stir and drop subtle yet satisfying farts.
