When I ask you if you need anything, please just say no thanks.
Fuck this shite. I just want to dance.
Be useful. Fetch more wine.
Please take the very obvious hints as it is very fucking well past home time.
Please do not dare to even think about skipping This Must Be The Place as it..
Your woefully misplaced nostalgia is not welcome here.
Your verbal diarrhoea is not welcome here.
Yes, you have told us already, you used to live in New York.
Yes, you have told us already, you used to live in London.
When is it socially acceptable to leave?
When I play Phil Collins it is time for everyone to leave.
What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more podcasts.
What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more stories from your Japan trip.
What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more interior designers.
We liked you so much more before your midlife crisis.
