True bravery is building up the courage to proclaim 'l'addition si vous plaît?'
I am sorry but your enthusiasm is more irritating than an American in Paris..
Switching between 'c'est bon and 'c'est cool non?' will get you only so far..
I'm not sure if I told you already, but I used to live in East London. (1)
I'm not sure if I told you already but I used to live in London. (1)
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and buttering my croissants.
Don't you dare invite me to anything after 4pm on a Sunday.
Live in the moment but make sure you share a shit video if it.
Insufferable vaping bellend.
Oh fantastic. You bought the utter dogshit wine.
When I ask you if you need anything, please just say no thanks.
Fuck this shite. I just want to dance.
Be useful. Fetch more wine.
Please take the very obvious hints as it is very fucking well past home time.
Please do not dare to even think about skipping This Must Be The Place as it..
