A packet of percy pigs and a wank will have to do.
We were all having a nice time until you came in and farted.
I'll come to the toilet with you so I don't get stuck with the boring one.
Oh stop. You are not an interior desginer.
Wind the host up.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
Is the gig seated?
I fucking dread getting trapped talking to you.
We still do not know what you do for a job.
Hoi sin duck wrap, salt & vinegar McCoys and a San Pellegrino.
We are thrilled you bought, then brought cheap corner shop wine.
No one fucking asked to hear your great news.
Oui, I agree, beaucoup de vin is beaucoup de fun.
Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni.
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
