We only stayed as heard you have mdma.
Oh Christ. This was meant to be an all-fucking-nighter not just an afternoon..
Who drank all the fucking orange wine?
Sorry but Sunday afternoon is my dedicated duvet and snacks time.
We only stayed as we heard you have Vienetta, three types of Doritos and Hook..
We only stayed as we heard you have mushrooms.
We both know any of your fucking awful song requests will be met with a polite..
I think it is fair to still be a little sale that 'babycakes' was number one..
Just fucking trust me that now is the oportune moment to play 'Something Got..
Please do not casually un-alphabetize my neatly alphabetized record collection..
Please do not interrupt my carefully chosen records for the evening with your..
Fuck your Tattinger I'm necking Lidl champagne and snuffling monster munch.
Please do not disturb us when we are dancing to Talking Heads.
Fuck this. I'd rather be at home eating leftover Chinese.
Please, please do not put on that fucking song you always put on.
