Oh that does sound dandy but sorry I've got plans involving a shit and a shandy.
I always regret making plans with you.
We only stayed to drink all the fancy wine and create drama.
Now is not the time to interrupt the playlist with some nostalgic indie wank.
Please do not text your dealer. This was meant to be a simple drinks do.
Who drank all the motherfucking mezcal?
Bitte kotzen sie nicht auf den teppich. Es ist vintage.
Oh do fuck off as you've guzzled all the nice rosé and snuffled all the posh..
Please do not get in our way when we are recklessly day drinking.
Panic pretend laughter while internally conjuring up an excuse to leave.
Fuck your Tattinger. I am drinking Lidl champagne and snuffling Hula Hoops.
Babes, you are not a fucking interior designer.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making piña coladas and having fun.
I'm not sure the crowd at the party shared my love of the Robin Williams..
We must confess we are only here to drink your best wine and cause chaos.
