We are so pleased you have finally mastered the pronunciation of croissant.
We came, we saw, we were disappointed so came home to watch a Disney movie in..
Just duet.
You will not find comfort in the limp, weak and disheartening crunch of a rice..
I'll come to the toilet with you so I don't get stuck with the boring one.
I am secretly pleased as I was desperately hoping you would message to cancel.
I only came to drink the fine wine, generally shit stir and delight in the..
Reach for the second bottle of wine. (and pop a third in the fridge just in case
Who drank all the fucking rosé?
You must understand the friendship abruptly ends if you willingly play Mr..
Oh Christ. Please do not suggest to stay over.
Wishing for the day that the in-flight movies have not only three men and a..
How long do I have to pretend to be enjoying myself?
Thank you but I have already decided I am not coming.
Super satisfying to cancel on you while taking my morning poo.
