Don't you dare interrupt me when I am drinking a nice crisp white and swaying..
Sorry but I need to wait at least 4 hours to reply to make it appear I am..
Please note that when you put your wine in our fridge, it is now our wine.
I am sorry I cannot come as I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of a promising..
Sorry I am not coming I am staying home to listen to some Sufjan and have a..
Sorry I can't come for I have realised I can get out of plans by simply saying..
Please do not converse with me when I am clammy and waddling en route for my..
Oh do shut the fuck up about your lovely time away and how it was just what..
Please do not sour the mood with your tedious work problems.
Who drank all the fucking fancy wine?
Thank you for showing us every second of your holiday, even your trips to the..
Sometimes I order half pints and pretend I am continental.
Oui, I agree, beaucoup de vin is beaucoup de fun.
Remember to show absolutely everyone how much fun you are having on holiday.
You are as predictable as a Fleetwood Mac song on a wedding..
