Sorry but the realllly fucking great bit in 'Dance Yrself Clean' is about to..
Those M&S chocolate covered custard creams and a wank will have to do.
Live, laugh, lick me out.
Thank you for coming. It would be nice if your brought more fucking wine next..
Please do not fucking stop the playlist to put on your self-proclaimed party..
We were all having a nice time until you came in and farted.
I am only here to steal your wine, flirt and gossip.
Oh do shut the fuck up you smug, sad, sensational bellend.
Kiss me because I am hungover, needy and attention seeking.
Is the gig seated?
All that she wants is another rosé.
Sorry I was not listening. I was thinking about gin and tonics.
Fuck your fucking dry January, it's monsoon season here.
Oh please. Now is the perfect moment for Taylor mother fucking Swift. 3
Oh do pipe the fuck down. Of course it's fine for breakfast wine.
