Please don't judge my reclusive hangover plans involving a load of crisps and..
I'm not sure now is the right time to fight for your right to party at the..
Now is not necessarily the best time to do mdma and the macarena.
Don't you dare stop me when I am dancing enthusiastically to OMC's How Bizarre.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making margaritas.
Oh christ not this fucking story again.
Don’t you dare fucking touch the spotify playlist.
Let’s make sure we have a believable excuse to leave the party early.
Fuck your Tattinger. I am drinking Lidl champagne and snuffling hula hoops.
When we put the Lidl hash browns in the oven it is time for everyone to leave.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making largeritas and having fun.
Pour the fucking wine already.
Fuck your fucking health kick I am smoking vogues and making gin and tonics.
Please do not get shit faced and demand to heard the earth song again.
When do you think it is ok to tell everyone to fuck off?
Enough. It is now the moment to down these wines and play some mother fucking..
I only came to shit stir, gossip, drink all the good wine and bitch about the..
Sorry but I was just being polite.
When I play Red House Painters b-sides it is time for you all to leave.
We both know that I will not be watching your enthusiastic film recommendation.
