Please do not text your dealer. This was meant to be a simple drinks do.
Who drank all the motherfucking mezcal?
Bitte kotzen sie nicht auf den teppich. Es ist vintage.
Oh do fuck off as you've guzzled all the nice rosé and snuffled all the posh..
Please do not get in our way when we are recklessly day drinking.
Panic pretend laugher while internally conjuring up an excuse to leave.
Fuck your Tattinger. I am drinking Lidl champagne and snuffling Hula Hoops.
Babes, you are not a fucking interior designer.
Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making piña coladas and having fun.
I'm not sure the crowd at the party shared my love of the Robin Williams..
Please do not dress sexier than me at the afternoon drinks do.
We must confess we are only here to drink your best wine and cause chaos.
We only stayed as heard you have mdma.
Oh Christ. This was meant to be an all-fucking-nighter not just an afternoon..
Who drank all the fucking orange wine?
Sorry but Sunday afternoon is my dedicated duvet and snacks time.
We only stayed as we heard you have Vienetta, three types of Doritos and Hook..
Just fucking trust me that now is the oportune moment to play 'Something Got..
We only stayed as we heard you have mushrooms.
I think it is fair to still be a little sale that 'babycakes' was number one..
