hate plates.

Leave me be for I am drinking wine and dancing to Robyn.
Leave me be for I am drinking wine and dancing to Robyn.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 14 x 17 cm. SOLD.

Your verbal diarrhoea is not welcome heree
Your verbal diarrhoea is not welcome heree

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 14 x 15 cm.

Talking to the guests was like stubbing a toe.e
Talking to the guests was like stubbing a toe.e

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 15 x 19 cm

Please do not blame the dog for your dank dance floor fart.
Please do not blame the dog for your dank dance floor fart.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 15 x 17 cm

New home. Same shit taste
New home. Same shit taste

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 14 x 18 cm. SOLD.

Painfully pointless prosecco party.
Painfully pointless prosecco party.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 16 x 17 cm

It's fine I'll bitch about the incident with the red wine later.
It's fine I'll bitch about the incident with the red wine later.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 13 x 19 cm. SOLD.

brought the shit dip?
brought the shit dip?

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 13 x 20 cm.

It would be better if you fetched more gin and maize snacks.e
It would be better if you fetched more gin and maize snacks.e

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 16 x 17 cm.

I'd rather be at home.
I'd rather be at home.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 13 x 19 cm.

Do not interfere with my Spotify playlist.
Do not interfere with my Spotify playlist.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 15 x 18 cm. SOLD.

2020? No thanks I've had plenty.
2020? No thanks I've had plenty.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 18 x 19 cm.