hate plates. | UK | Dandanjamieson

hate plates and half arsed vases.

you are as average as this plate.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD. photographed by Ocki at Blue Shop Cottage.

i regret inviting people over.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD. photographed by Ocki at Blue Shop Cottage.

pretend you got this at liberty.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD. photographed by Ocki at Blue Shop Cottage.

another disappointing evening with your friends.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD. photographed by Ocki at Blue Shop Cottage.

this plate is not from harrods.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD. photographed by Ocki at Blue Shop Cottage.

i've realised i would rather be drinking. your food is shit.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD. photographed by Ocki at Blue Shop Cottage.

cheap crisps and a wank.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD. photographed by Ocki at Blue Shop Cottage.

i have no interest in your new sense of vegan morals.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD.

please tell the guests to leave.

hand made ceramic hate plate. SOLD.

pretty shitty vase for pretty shitty flowers.

hand made ceramic half arsed vase. SOLD.

lousy vase for lousy flowers.

hand made ceramic half arsed vase. SOLD.

thoughtless vase for thoughtless flowers.

hand made ceramic half arsed vase. SOLD.