Don't you dare causally un-alphabetize my neatly alphabetized record...
Leave us be for we are drinking wine and dancing to Robyn.
Enough pointless talking. LCD Soundsystem's All My Friends is playing and we..
Please do not interrupt the well thought out playlist with your shit song choice
Please stop talking as we must go drunk sexy dance to any Nelly Furtado song..
Please do not fucking stop the playlist to put on your self-proclaimed party..
Don't you dare interrupt us when we are drunk dancing to Craig David all over..
Be useful. Fetch more wine.
Don't you dare interrupt us when we are singing to Dolly Parton.
Help yourself to glasses but not the fancy glasses.
I am sorry but I am finding it hard to get excited about your new sofa.
I only came to shit stir and drink your nice wine.
I have to confess I am only here to drink your wine.
I regret the sixth espresso martini.
Just trust me that it is the perfect moment to play Sex Bomb by Mister Tom..
