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Price£115.00
XL hate plate!

Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
Price£330.00
Prosecco did not make you do it. Your cunty personality traits did.
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We both know that you are exaggerating your success.
Price£105.00
Hate plate for a downstairs toilet where you send your least favourite guests.
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Oh Christ. Stop your garbled gibberish and pour the succulent wine.
Price£125.00
hatter platter!

Tacky bitch.
Price£225.00
Hopping on to instgram trends will not save your doomed interiors aesthetic.
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Sorry I'm staying in to have a tremendous orgasm.
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Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was just being awkward.
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Everyone is desperate to see your shit holiday highlights that you agonised over
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I can only pretend to admire your endless good news for so long.
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Please stop saying 'Oi oi me see no vino' as soon as your glass is empty.
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Hate plate to ask you politely to stop being a dickhead.
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Congratufuckinglations. You are the least interesting person in the group chat.
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I am sorry that I do not share your enthusiasm for your new dull as fuck..
Price£105.00
Nobody knows it but I'm wearing the cutest thong.
Price£125.00
Thanks. The only thing you brought to the evening was your fucking giant..
Price£105.00

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preorder of I'm not sure if i told you already, but I used to live in New York.

preorder of XL I'm not sure if I told you already but I used to live in London.

preorder of I'm not sure if I told you already but I used to live in London.

Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..

Prosecco did not make you do it. Your cunty personality traits did.

We both know that you are exaggerating your success.

Hate plate for a downstairs toilet where you send your least favourite guests.

Oh Christ. Stop your garbled gibberish and pour the succulent wine.

Tacky bitch.

Hopping on to instgram trends will not save your doomed interiors aesthetic.

Sorry I'm staying in to have a tremendous orgasm.

Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was just being awkward.

Everyone is desperate to see your shit holiday highlights that you agonised over

I can only pretend to admire your endless good news for so long.

Please stop saying 'Oi oi me see no vino' as soon as your glass is empty.

Hate plate to ask you politely to stop being a dickhead.

Congratufuckinglations. You are the least interesting person in the group chat.

I am sorry that I do not share your enthusiasm for your new dull as fuck..

Nobody knows it but I'm wearing the cutest thong.

Thanks. The only thing you brought to the evening was your fucking giant..