hate plates.

Please do not bore me with the recipe.
Please do not bore me with the recipe.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 15 x 16 cm.

We are all thrilled you have brought cheap cornershop wine.e
We are all thrilled you have brought cheap cornershop wine.e

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 17 x 18 cm. SOLD.

Pass the wine to pass the time.
Pass the wine to pass the time.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 14 x 17 cm.

Fuck your holiday photos. And fuck the dull videos too.
Fuck your holiday photos. And fuck the dull videos too.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 15 x 20 cm.

I regret hosting this.
I regret hosting this.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 15 x 14 cm.

When I play Phil Collins it is time for everyone to leave.
When I play Phil Collins it is time for everyone to leave.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 17 x 18 cm. SOLD.

Oh. This anecdote again.
Oh. This anecdote again.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 14 x 17 cm. SOLD.

Mr and Mrs shit taste in interior design.
Mr and Mrs shit taste in interior design.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 16 x 23 cm.

No one cares about your knowledge of natural wine.e
No one cares about your knowledge of natural wine.e

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 15 x 18 cm. SOLD.

Please do not use the nice glasses.
Please do not use the nice glasses.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 16 x 18 cm. SOLD.

Fuck your kettle chips. I've got quavers.
Fuck your kettle chips. I've got quavers.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 14 x 20 cm. SOLD.

Enough idle chit chat. Talking Heads are playing and I must dance.
Enough idle chit chat. Talking Heads are playing and I must dance.

Handmade plate made from Draycott clay with shiny white glaze and anthracite black. 15 x 20 cm. SOLD.