hate plates. | danjamieson

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preorder of Reach for the second bottle of wine (and pop a third in the fridge..
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preorder!

preorder of I'm not sure if I told you already but I used to habite à Paris.
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Thank you for the super cool plume of sickly sweet vape smell you insufferable..
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We all know you are using your baby as a substitute for your boring personality.
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I only stayed to have a jolly pleasant wank wrapped up in your luxury silk..
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Can I quaff it?
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Oh please. One scented candle is not strong enough to mask your spectacularly..
Price£115.00
XL hate plate!

Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
Price£330.00
Prosecco did not make you do it. Your cunty personality traits did.
Price£115.00
Hate plate for a downstairs toilet where you send your least favourite guests.
Price£115.00
Oh Christ. Stop your garbled gibberish and pour the succulent wine.
Price£125.00
hatter platter!

Tacky bitch.
Price£225.00
Hopping on to instgram trends will not save your doomed interiors aesthetic.
Price£115.00
Sorry I'm staying in to have a tremendous orgasm.
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Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was just being awkward.
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Everyone is desperate to see your shit holiday highlights that you agonised over
Price£105.00
I can only pretend to admire your endless good news for so long.
Price£115.00
Please stop saying 'Oi oi me see no vino' as soon as your glass is empty.
Price£115.00
Hate plate to ask you politely to stop being a dickhead.
Price£115.00
Congratufuckinglations. You are the least interesting person in the group chat.
Price£115.00

d a n j a m i e s o n .

h a t e p l a t e m a k e r , a r t i s t + i l l u s t r a t o r .

preorder of Reach for the second bottle of wine (and pop a third in the fridge..

preorder of I'm not sure if I told you already but I used to habite à Paris.

Thank you for the super cool plume of sickly sweet vape smell you insufferable..

We all know you are using your baby as a substitute for your boring personality.

I only stayed to have a jolly pleasant wank wrapped up in your luxury silk..

Can I quaff it?

Oh please. One scented candle is not strong enough to mask your spectacularly..

Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..

Prosecco did not make you do it. Your cunty personality traits did.

Hate plate for a downstairs toilet where you send your least favourite guests.

Oh Christ. Stop your garbled gibberish and pour the succulent wine.

Tacky bitch.

Hopping on to instgram trends will not save your doomed interiors aesthetic.

Sorry I'm staying in to have a tremendous orgasm.

Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was just being awkward.

Everyone is desperate to see your shit holiday highlights that you agonised over

I can only pretend to admire your endless good news for so long.

Please stop saying 'Oi oi me see no vino' as soon as your glass is empty.

Hate plate to ask you politely to stop being a dickhead.

Congratufuckinglations. You are the least interesting person in the group chat.