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Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making highballs and reminiscing about my two..
Price£105.00
Those M&S chocolate covered custard creams and a wank will have to do.
Price£105.00
Sorry but I am staying in to eat Haribo, watch naff telly and masturbate.
Price£105.00
Now is probably not the best time to 'up the tempo' with Mr Vegas on shuffle.
Price£105.00
I am so sorry but you need to fucking shush before I have hoovered my..
Price£105.00
Please carry on, we would love to hear your acid trip tale again and again.
Price£105.00
I am sorry for coming before you, farting, then declaring 'Shit, that's a bad..
Price£105.00
In a world of so many options, you choose fucking Hoodrich.
Price£105.00
Hate plate to ask you politely to stop being a dickhead.
Price£115.00
I am sorry that I do not share your enthusiasm for your new dull as fuck..
Price£105.00
Don't you dare interrupt me when I am drinking a nice crisp white and swaying..
Price£105.00

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