hate plates. | danjamieson

When I play Chris Rea, it is definitely time for everyone to leave.
Price£105.00
Oh fuck off with your let's get a date in the diary soon.
Price£115.00
Babes, you are not a fucking interior designer.
Price£115.00
No one cares about your safe, bland and rather beige kitchen renovation.
Price£115.00
Oh fuck off with your let's definitely do drinks soon please.
Price£115.00
preorder!

Please do not get in our way we are drunk dancing or dancing to Taylor mother..
Price£125.00
preorder!

Sometimes you just have to stick on some Taylor, have a big cry and pour
Price£125.00
OOH, ALL GOLD VERSION!

Who drank all the fucking rosé?
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hatter platter!

Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun
Price£210.00
Please stop singing Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me Much when I am..
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Now is probably not the best time to 'up the tempo' with Mr Vegas on shuffle.
Price£105.00
I only stayed as I heard dry roasted peanuts were coming.
Price£105.00
I am so sorry but you need to fucking shush before I have hoovered my..
Price£105.00
Please do not sour the mood with your boring insecurities.
Price£105.00
When I ask you how work is going, I really do not fucking care.
Price£115.00
I bet you look good on the Greggs shop floor queuing patinetly for the last..
Price£105.00
Please carry on, we would love to hear your acid trip tale again and again.
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The people on the bus go excuse me can you stop vaping it smells like fucking..
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Sorry but your enthusiasm is too much. It is more irritating than an American..
Price£105.00
I am sorry for coming before you, farting, then declaring 'Shit, that's a bad..
Price£105.00

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When I play Chris Rea, it is definitely time for everyone to leave.

Oh fuck off with your let's get a date in the diary soon.

Babes, you are not a fucking interior designer.

No one cares about your safe, bland and rather beige kitchen renovation.

Oh fuck off with your let's definitely do drinks soon please.

Please do not get in our way we are drunk dancing or dancing to Taylor mother..

Sometimes you just have to stick on some Taylor, have a big cry and pour

Who drank all the fucking rosé?

Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun

Please stop singing Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me Much when I am..

Now is probably not the best time to 'up the tempo' with Mr Vegas on shuffle.

I only stayed as I heard dry roasted peanuts were coming.

I am so sorry but you need to fucking shush before I have hoovered my..

Please do not sour the mood with your boring insecurities.

When I ask you how work is going, I really do not fucking care.

I bet you look good on the Greggs shop floor queuing patinetly for the last..

Please carry on, we would love to hear your acid trip tale again and again.

The people on the bus go excuse me can you stop vaping it smells like fucking..

Sorry but your enthusiasm is too much. It is more irritating than an American..

I am sorry for coming before you, farting, then declaring 'Shit, that's a bad..